delusional

1)To believe something that is different from the facts.

1) Roberto Martinez is delusional to believe he is a EPL manager.
2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)

The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.

*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".

by RMandBkGTFO May 31, 2016

Delusionalflake

Anyone who uses the term voterflake for anyone who dare questions whether there was cheating in the 2020 election to the point up so much absurdity that they contradict themselves and they actually are the ones that couldn't accept that maybe they didn't win leaving the other side looking like there let the unaccepting people they are because it just comes across as they just want to win the wrong way without realizing at the same time we would accept the election if it was done fairly and people were willing to do the job that they were supposed to do investigate

Difine delusionalflake When someone says you voterflake no that's just you being a delusional flake because that work was invented by that are overly acceptive of cheating because deep down they are sore losers and they want to win the wrong way instead of investigating in case there was despite mountains of evidential

by Animejunky December 21, 2020

delusional bitch

Someone that's always worried or freaking out about something irrational or someone who's just stupid

Yo, i hope she's okay.. she hasn't responded to my texts in 5 minutes man
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"

Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"

by needsometix April 29, 2023

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

National Delusional Day

post people who are just delusional on October 10th

Happy Delusional Day! post a pic of the most delusional ppl u know

You: hey look on snap

person: why tf would u post me for national delusional day??

by btee200 October 7, 2021

delusional

To have a misconception.

Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.

by frabrizio February 2, 2017

Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.

Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012