Cynical Client

The #1 Minecraft Client, made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.

Hey! Did you hear Cynical Client b69 is coming out?

Cynical Client by Asyc April 27, 2019

Cynical Shawty 

Someone who is involved in very niche forms of. Ironic media and online entertainment(memes,music,art)usually having a very cynical outlook on popular media and culture

Beth likes serial experiments lain,cause she's a cynical shawty

Cynical Shawty by Peachatty August 26, 2019

cynical wankers 

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

cynical wankers by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

cynical correctness 

To find tenuous and contrived reasons to be offended by statements or actions of others.

Example: "He didn't use a gender neutral term, so he is both sexist and transphobic" when really he is just bad at grammar. The person who said this was preaching cynical correctness

cynical correctness by Cynical correctness May 1, 2020

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder 

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder by iransan August 3, 2011

TC (team cynical) 

TC (team cynical) is a gaming clan that is better than team gold

TC (team cynical) is good.

TC (team cynical) by TC Ender February 18, 2019

Neo-Cynical 

a) Neo-cynical refers to a person that is cynical for the purposes of novelty or irony to create the illusion one is intelligent and/or above the norm; societal separation. b) Condescension by means of acting like a dicknose and dropping word bombs.

This forum fag is putting on a show by hating on every post. He's just another neo-cynical clown that wants to look cool.

Neo-Cynical by BlankGeneration May 31, 2013