white eyed cyclops

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.

Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

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Cyloning

When a computer microphone (Generally a USB headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a Cylon. Cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. The term was coined by tech journalist Leo Laporte

Dwight: H-ZZZ-WWZZZ-AWAWZZZ-ZZZ
Leo: Dwight, you're Cyloning!
Dwight: ZZZ-OOOH N-ZZZ-OOOOOOOO

by Stevenup7002 November 29, 2009

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Angry cyclops

the act of spreading your ass cheeks and farting in someones face... yes it is as disturbing as it sounds

dude my girl friend was bitching at me all day yesterday so i gave her an angry cyclops

by el escritorio October 20, 2009

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Cyclops

The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.

PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!

by CoolDude500 December 3, 2019

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