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Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by jammersthejam July 24, 2010
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Calm down bomb

A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.
A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
by Toddwoos January 21, 2009
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calmversation

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.
After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.
by Laughlynne May 14, 2016
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Cwarmy

Its when you sleep with the fan full blast cold air is curculating
But your also unded the duvet all warm
Cwarmy
Mum i know its winter but i want the fan on
Maria its 0.2degrees tonight
Yes but i will be uder the quilt as

Getting cwarmy
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Calm your cheez-itz

This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!
Someone else: I CANT STAND YOU! YOU STINK!

You: woah. Calm your cheez-itz!
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CWAL

C.an't W.ait A.ny L.onger!
(Miltitary-Term)
This is what you scream into a PRC-25/-77, or better when you Absolutely, Positively, MUST have it delivered to you, right now!!! Usually refers to Arty', Air Support, Medi-evac, or Ammunition being dropped to you, and your men.
(Transcript of convo):
"...Almighty, Almighty, we are CWAL! We need Arty' Adjusted Three Mils to the left, raised one Mill up, or we're gonna' be overrun by the Hadji's! ..."
by Dreaded88 December 30, 2015
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Asked Calmly

Yelling your question at someone in a very aggresive manner and pushing them to the wall with demands for answers.

Originated from the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore asking calmly if Harry put his name in was replaced with Dumbledore yelling it at Harry agressively.
Book: "'Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?' He asked calmly."
Movie: "'HARRY! DID YAH PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!'"
by Urbaxy April 5, 2019
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