Curtis

to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.

micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne

by Fridge Waffle September 25, 2008

Curtis

the police

1. Curtis rolling hard today
2. slow down son, curtis curtis

by tbills123 May 03, 2010

Curtis

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

by Captain DOO DOO and the Grunts July 14, 2009

Curtis

A headasss

That nigga Ms.Rose took my phone bruh, shes such a Curtis.

by Daddy Big Kalfs April 02, 2019

Curtis

A creature that lives in your basement, and rapes your gerbils when your not looking. He also stuffs his enemy’s in his prolapsed butthole

“What the hell is that thing” omg dude I think it’s a Curtis.

by TheMisdememener March 04, 2018

Curtis

Some Ass hole with no friends except for some short punk.

Look at that Ginger, Totally a Curtis.

by Chucklesisgood March 31, 2017

Curtis

Usually drives a white van with timmies in the back

Guy1 there's a white van
Guy2 it must be a Curtis

by Jack348648 May 18, 2016