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Curling Bum

Defined by the awesome sport of curling. Curling Bum is the amazing tightness of a chick's butt created by prolonged playing of the awesome sport of curling. The characteristics of a Curling Bum is tight, firm, round and flexible. These characteristics are intensified when worn with Lululemon pants.
While in the stands at the Scotties Tournament of Hearts for the best Ladies Curling team, I have to shift myself in my seat mutiple times when stairing at the awesome site of these Curling Bums.
Curling Bum by dlink000 February 19, 2013
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Curling Fairy Wizard 

A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.
Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.
Curling Fairy Wizard by smokyhobbit September 29, 2011
v. The act of knocking someone out and then placing thier open mouth on a curb so that when the back of the skull is repeatedly stopmed on all of their teeth get broken.
I beat the shit out of him and then curbed his ass.
curbing by Jay Tang January 3, 2005

Toe curling orgasm 

An orgasm so amazingly good that your toes involuntarily curl.
Jack: I had sex for 2 hours straight last night! Not including foreplay!
Casey: Wow. How'd that end for ya?
Jack: It was awesome. I toe curling orgasm for sure.

bell-curving 

Verb: The act of interfering with a fellow classmate's exam preparation in order to surpass them in the finalized class ranking.
Richard was bell-curving me yesterday. He slipped a xanax in my coffee before the exam.
bell-curving by guano1 November 19, 2019

Poetic Cussing 

The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.
Poetic Cussing - The mixture of foul words and Shakespearean words tied in together to create a poetic poem or piece. There is sometimes rhyming among the words.

Example:

“Swear”

Written by Psalmist

A day can suck.

A day can blow.

It can go to hell

or go to shit.

You can screw it

— you can fuck it.

It can be damned like a soul.

It may kiss your ass, if you give it permission.

Or fuck you in the same ass once it’s been presented.

It can shit on you,

piss on you;

a day can be a bitch.

When you think about it, a day can be all kinds of expletives.

A day can be pretty damn insensitive,

perverse, uncouth, reprehensible,

lascivious, immoral, without principal,

improper, indiscreet, a libertine,

vulgar, crude, ribald, lewd, deranged.

A day can be all of these things.

But just you wait, because tomorrow,

I swear,

it could be inexplicably chaste.

All credit is given to the person who wrote it and I do not claim that I wrote the poem.
Poetic Cussing by Vonicity May 7, 2020
cussin is another way of sayin bad mouthing people
"your shoes are ugly, and you think u gangsta. get out my face."
"gurl, stop cussing me"
cussing by babyphat midget muffin January 10, 2005