crunchynoodle

A uncooked noodle or a term for a hard dick

Ah yes the dick sure a CrunchyNoodle mmhmm.

by FinForFlin December 20, 2022

earthy-crunchy

Another term for a hippie.

"she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"

by givingbackpeace April 22, 2009

Crunchy Groove

A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.

"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."

by Divad Remier March 6, 2008

Crunchy vocals

A voice that's raspy but also sweet.

Go Won's crunchy vocals (LOONA)

by orbitfighting October 26, 2020

Crunchy towel

A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.

Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!

by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018