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Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.
My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.
by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017
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Cumpot

(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.

4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.

5. One who is particularly fertile.

6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."

2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."

3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"

4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."

5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."

6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."

7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss January 2, 2009
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Cumpster

A slut or "harlet" can often to reffered to a a cumpster or cumster.
by qwertyuioiuytrew June 3, 2010
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Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.
That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.
by Mr. Recycler March 17, 2019
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cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.
The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.
by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022
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compost bucket

The action of being made to do a dirty job as a result of losing a bet. This type of action or punishment normally involves being requested to carry out an undesirable house chore or job that has gone undone for weeks. The 'compost bucketer' can choose to commit minor sexual acts or lewd dares instead of the original request.
"You lost the running race so now you have to compost bucket sucker. Either fix my front gate or pull a moonie in the street."
by Eddie Barnwood February 26, 2011
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compostuious

A word meaning FUCK THAT!!! Commonly used while under the influence of fireball and rumchada
Tammy: Wanna go for a drive when I get off work?

Brit: When are you off?

Tammy: midnight

Brit: COMPOSTUIOUS
by Tammymarie1014 June 19, 2017
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