Cremation

An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.

Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?

Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"

Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?

Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!

by Poid June 17, 2007

cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich May 6, 2018

Cumption

You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.

Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?

by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021

Auntie Commotion

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.

Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles

by BONDAGE KITTY July 11, 2022

cumnation

some kind of stan twitter gay whale/rat mutant

did u hear ab cumnation gc on twitter?
yes! fat gay heterophobic european whales. DISGUSTING.

by jennies girlfriend (rosé) October 10, 2020

cremation vase

A retarded way to say "urn."

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"

by Henry Kissenger February 6, 2007

commotional

A word to describe the feeling one has when surrounded by commotion.

I left that bar because it was so crowded and noisy, I felt commotional.

by Snovas February 20, 2009