cummet

An exageration of the size, amount, and distance of ones ejaculation when one hasn't nutted for a while (generally several days or more)

Dude Joey, I need to nut so bad, watch the sky for my cummet!

by jacob February 2, 2005

Culette

to restrain and tickle a person. usually performed by two or more people with one person restraining the "culetted" while the other person(s) do the "culetting". tickles are performed until the person usually passes out.

Ex. 1 - Hey Phil, lets culette Jon in his sleep... he'll never see it coming...

Ex. 2 - PAUL!!!!! stop culetting me you fucking fag!!!!

by Bengief86 July 3, 2010

Pork Cutlet

The practice of dipping your penis into sand while having intercourse on a sandy beach.

Sandy and I had sex on the beach last night. I gave her the "pork cutlet".

by PorkCutlet September 3, 2009

cublet

A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.

Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!

by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007

cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

Chicken Cutlet

While having sex on the beach, you pull your penis out of the woman, roll it in the sand, and shove it back in as hard as you can.

Tom: "Did you hear that Danielle broke up with Curtis."

Jake: "No, I didn't. Why?"

Tom: "He gave her a mad chicken cutlet this weekend!"

by Emperor Penguin November 29, 2006

The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."

by Long Island August 13, 2004