Usfat Cumfart

When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole

Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.

by Mr Hunt 911 December 15, 2021

Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.

OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023

The cumfart cancel

The act of ejaculating into another man’s asshole while he farts aggressively to cancel out the ejaculation

Yo bro wanna try the cumfart cancel?

by Master baiter7447 February 25, 2025