Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.

That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing

by James Rebound January 22, 2017

Guilt Commercial

A ridiculously long commercial in which it shows pictures of cats, dogs, etc behind fences or with sad looking faces in an attempt to get you to donate 19$ a month to their cause.

Another guilt commercial!? I am not donating 20$ a month to save the polar bears!

by An anonymous kitten January 21, 2022

Commercial CornHole

When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.

I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.

by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009

commercial drive relationship

A relationship between three (or more) people who are all intimately involved with one another. Not necessarily at the same time as in a threesome, but are dating during the same time period.

Jenny, Tom and Sarah are all hooking up with each other in a commercial drive relationship.

by markon March 25, 2010

Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.

TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.

by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007

diet coke commercial

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.

Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.

by Coell CMU February 13, 2007

commercialism

See Christmas.

Wonder why it's called Christmas, was it about Jesus nah C for commercialism. Also applies to any other major holidays, Hollywood, the RIAA, etc.

by JCP10010allah July 11, 2010