Cum stain

When you cum and you take too long to clean it up

Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head

by Mayakovsky February 9, 2021

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025

Cum Guzzling Wank Stain

Fighting words. To insinuate someone is a perpetual stain of semen always refreshing itself atop its uncleaned crust. Not even a person rather an unborn piece of shit whose accomplished nothing but negativity.

Someone who has become so bound up in their own lies as they cave in could be called a cum guzzling wankstain.
Anyone you dont like could be called one frankly.
A shitty person who surrounds themselves with other shitty people n situations

Donald Trump is a real cum guzzling wank stain on twitter.
Voldemort is one too.

by FeccBoieeMcgee September 22, 2020

cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.

I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1

by big joe April 26, 2003

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002