CUFBOYS

A dope ass YouTube channel run by Cam Haller and usually features his Mom (Momma Cuf) reacting to rap videos.

Guy: "Have you seen CUFBOYS latest video?"
Girl: "Yeah, Momma Cuf's reactions were hilarious!"

by CMelly9 November 29, 2021

kitty cuffs

tames the pussy. Linked by a chain and intended to keep the kitty secure until Keys can get the kitty off. two little cuffs. or a little cuff for the kitty and a big one that's attached to the guy and connects to the kitty. popularized in the '70s by Steve Martin.

"Anybody have any kitty cuffs? Either two little ones, to go around the little paws... or a big one that's attached to me and then connects to the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair... of kitty handcuffs, so... Well, I found out that when I'm away, she goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught her, I went out to her little house, where she sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where she is now, I guess she went out to Catalina, or something like that, I don't know... She bought a catamaran... She got it out of a catalog... This is a catastrophe!"
- Steve Martin

by nobodyhuhhuh July 11, 2009

Shit cuff

The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.

Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?

by Mr Underhill September 20, 2013

Brown Cuffed

When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.

Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?

No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.

Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

cuffin season

the season in which everyone is getting coupled up usually around when the weather is beginning to change and it is getting cold outside...

yoo it is getting to be cuffin season you cuffed yet?

by lind817 December 22, 2008

CUFFIN

WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SHARE A MATE WITH ANYONE ELSE.

YOUR GIRL IS BAD, U CUFFIN?

by PCK August 19, 2008

cuff nugget

The act of cupping your palm behind your ass in an attempt to "catch" the offending odor which seeps from the anus like a roving green cloud. Once properly captured, you then raise it to the victim's face while they have their attention diverted and open your steaming Christmas present with a flick of your wrist. Watch as your "friend" slowly drifts into a methane coma.

"wow bro, He didn't see that cuff nugget coming! He's going to taste that for days!"

by Schocker May 30, 2008