by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003
A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.
Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...
by supplecheeks May 22, 2007
Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.
by mamamamamma May 23, 2008
by Robert Harding April 14, 2005
by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.
Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.
by DNW... December 11, 2012
FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")
Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
by Rantarouamami February 18, 2017