cucumber cucumber cock

A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.

Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!
Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...

by supplecheeks June 9, 2007

cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003

cucumber

Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.

When did you last cucumber?
She cucumbers.
Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.

by mamamamamma May 23, 2008

cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

Cucumber Thunder

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

by DNW... December 11, 2012

cucumber satan

FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")

Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?

Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa

Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!

by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017