Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

culona

Spanish for woman with a big ass.

That culona has to buy two seats when she flys her ass is so huge.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

Cuban blowjob

A ritual - most commonly associated with bachelor parties - where a group of men take turns blowing cigar smoke on a friend so as to remove the scent of stripper perfume before he returns home to his fiancé, wife, husband, or significant other.

At the conclusion of his bachelor party, the boys gave Bryan the old Cuban blowjob to throw off the bride-to-be's discerning nose.

by qwithoutyou February 8, 2015

Cubonics

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cabonca

A male reproduction organ also known as the penis.

Yang wacked off 3 times today and now his cabonca hurts.

by Jonny B Miko August 15, 2007

Cuban Missile

when you’re of Latino decent with and above average dick 6+ and you give some girl the long pipe

I gave my gf the Cuban Missile kattt

by NADEXE boaaa October 5, 2018

Cuban centipede

When you suck a shit out of a girls arse whilst Che Guevara does the worm on your bonnet

Did a Cuban centipede with my Will Smith last night and now I have the hunch

by Will Smoth September 25, 2019