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filthy cuban

This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!
Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.
by jakesony December 29, 2007
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Cuban Time

The time frame that most people in Miami use for arriving for partys or events.
I.E. an hour or more late
"Dude, where is everyone? The party started at 8."
"They're running on Cuban Time, man."
by Scott Willson September 25, 2005
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Cuban Time

The length of time, usually between 15 minutes and 1 hour 42 minutes, it takes for a native of Miami, Florida to show up to any specific scheduled event, such as work.
Rico got fired from work because he was always running on Cuban Time!
by The Lawrence June 9, 2007
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cuban sandwich

A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.
That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.
by Alberto_p April 29, 2006
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cuban

One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.
I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.
by DC December 25, 2005
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Cuban

A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people.

We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer.

Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds.

Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese.
Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT.

Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice.

About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane)
Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.
Cuban: Oye eat some picadillo!
Person: STOP YELLING !
Cuban: I'm not this is my whisper!

Person: oh well i'm not hungry
Cuban: ok i'll feed you anyways.
by PinoyCubana November 18, 2011
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cuban mayonnaise

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.
by mastodon64 March 14, 2015
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