Cryptic Crackheads

A bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?

by hyperass September 19, 2021

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008

Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007

cryptillionaire

Describes a person whose cryptocurrency holdings are equal or greater to that of a fiat million through conversion to the holders native currency

After successfully investing in Bitcoin she became a cryptillionaire.

by Happy Hodler January 29, 2019

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits

by F4er March 13, 2021

cryptic_swordsman

Cryptic_Swordsman is the definition of what it means to be an absolute god

Man I just wish I was as cool as Cryptic_swordsman

by CrypticSwordsman March 4, 2021