a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.
by mr man August 23, 2004
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Crustiness
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Crusties are very proud of their state of filth. A step on you'll find the unwashable. Unwashables truely and deeply loath any form of personal hygiene. An unwashable is a religiously hardcore mysophile who usually stays unwashed & crusty all his life. For them it is not so much a temporary statement of believes as a dedicated way to live, despite often being shunned by society.
by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005
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I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
by jfirmin February 16, 2009
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Dude!#@ Clean those crusties off before you pass The Chuggler. I don't want your gnarly mouth herpes on my piece!
by InfiniteLoop September 29, 2005
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