Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumlin caodhan box

An act where Caodhan will deepthroat and jerk off a male aswell as do tricks like a fidget spinner on a penis.

Wow, that crumlin Caodhan box was amazing.

by Sonny McCarthy February 9, 2026

Chumplin

Chumplin (noun): A term used to describe someone who exhibits a false bravado, presenting themselves as tough or fearless, yet lacking genuine strength or resilience. A chumplin often overestimates their abilities and may boast about their toughness, but when faced with challenges, they reveal their true timid nature. This term is often used humorously or sarcastically between a mom and pocket bully who thinks he’s tough but isnt. He’s a wimp.

Chumplin (pronoun): Kilo Meter Snodgrass

Example: "He struts around acting tough, but deep down, he's just a chumplin!"

by Kiki’s Mommy August 15, 2025

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009