cover letter

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

by vivavoka October 8, 2009

cover hog

The one who always draws the covers in bed to himself, leaving his partner coverless

- Why don't you want to sleep with me anymore?
- 'Cause you're a cover hog.

by trepang December 14, 2009

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

Tuck and Cover

When you (male) have a hard on (boner) and you need to go walk somewhere where there are other people that could see this so called boner, so you tuck your weiner up under the the top of your pants to cover it; therefore tuck and cover.

Female: shit what are you going to to with your boner? we have to go talk to my parents!

Male: its all good i'll just tuck and cover and they wont see a thing.

by vagslayer October 21, 2009

Cruvered

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.

Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.

by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016

cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

In clover

To be in a pleasant situation; to be in ease and luxury; to be in prosperity

His bills were paid, his homework was done, and he was heading off on vacation: He was in clover!

She was in clover, just watching the sunset and listening to the birds.

by Lairah April 18, 2009