crouch-kissing

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

by geiko474 February 20, 2015

Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

crouch pheasant

a fuzzy feathery clit

i groped a crouch pheasant

by 445 April 23, 2009

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

coochie crouch

The female version of teabagging

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.

by Xeno486 August 31, 2021

pouch crouch

The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.

I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:

by Sasuke pwn3r August 20, 2012

crouching sally

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007