crotch rocket

Bike to fast for fag ass harley riders and buick drivers. Picks up to much ass. Not heavy enough to support your fat ass date that you picked up at your family reunion, and has no place to mount a SISSY bar.

Sissy bar. Who's the fag?

crotch rocket by drunk rider February 11, 2004

crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!

"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"

crotch rocket by Kristy January 17, 2004

crotch rocket

An unstoppable and powerful erection

I have a crotch rocket from looking at my sister

crotch rocket by des, AKA the jazz man January 6, 2007

Crotch Rocket

An extremely painful prank for the crotch-rocketed in which the two crotch-rocketeers stand in front and behind their victim, grab each others hands under his crotch, yell "Crotch Rocket!!!" yank, and send that poor, screaming sob sky-high.

Tom: Hey Mark and Terry! Wanna go to... why are guys standing so --

Mark and Terry: CROTCH ROCKET!!!

Tom: YEEEEOOWW!!!

Crotch Rocket by damarius February 22, 2009

crotch rocket

noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis

noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.

1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"

2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"

crotch rocket by jymjim April 5, 2003

crotch rocket

Sweet ass mutha fuckin ride!!

Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!

crotch rocket by I HATE INBREDS (and buicks) June 28, 2003

crotch rocket

Except the DAuer Lemans:

a. Costs more than your life.

b. Sucks up way more gas

c. looks like a big banana

d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.

Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.

crotch rocket by jereh jamis October 10, 2003