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TouchTunes Cropdust

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit
Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"
by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023
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Cropdusting

Verb - The practice of Cropdusting is when you pass gas just before a rollercoaster speeds up - making your gas “fertilise” the “field” of people behind you.
“Hey man, I just cropdusted the entire ride, it was fucking hilarious

“Did you hear Matt’s intending on cropdusting everyone at Alton Towers?”
by Linden2K September 10, 2021
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Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.
I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.
by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022
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Nebraska cropduster

Where a girl is giving you a blowjob and you have her hair like a rudder of an airplane and proceed to fart As you finish while you pull back in the rudder
Was getting some head last night and Decided to finish with the ol Nebraska cropduster
by Topseykrets402 December 18, 2023
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