cronchet

A person who doesn't know how to spell a word correctly and so they just spell it how it sounds.

That dude's spelling is so whack; he's cronchet.

by Shawn33 June 22, 2014

Crounch

Naming somebody as the biggest jerk in the room.

"What a fucking crounch."

by schmooferino July 25, 2018

Crönchy Dick

Male symptoms of an STD given to him from a girl belonging to the skreetz

“Damn, that hoe Karen gave me Crönchy Dick”

by TheClapster April 3, 2020

cronch

cultured cricket

"abslidicrous cronch you get there, mate"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Cronchy

A crusty/crunchy boy who doesn’t shower and wears the same hoodie every day. Or something bad or ugly.

Omg look jeremy is looking cronchy again. Guys does my outfit look cronchy today?

by giannasee November 7, 2021

Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023