Dude, did you see the crokus on that chick with a dick!? What a huge gash! That thing would beat you over the head with it's shaft and then swallow you whole! That's the last time I go to the strip club in southwest Georgia!
by KPGoDawgs August 28, 2014
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"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"
"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"
"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"
by Ingham February 11, 2005
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