Cajun Crippler

Covering ones fingers with Tabasco Sauce (or anything spicy) and then finger banging a girl.

Jim Bob ate a whole bucket of crawdads and then went home and gave Bobby Sue the Cajun Crippler

by mv86 February 11, 2008

Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

by therapists July 16, 2008

Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.

Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

The Crippler

When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.

Ya, I slipped her the crippler; and she loved it!

by Slick Criple February 5, 2010

Whip a Crippler

An expression used to describe the act of relaxing with two or more people.

"Alice, Jessica and I are going back to my place to whip a crippler."

by The Crippler Brothers. October 2, 2011

Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

by duckfromyork August 21, 2010