Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

by Shitmoyer August 31, 2008

Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.

If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.

by random thoughts November 4, 2012

scene of the crime

The area, most likely a room, in which one has had sex the previous night.

"Man, why is there cum all over the walls? You need to clean up the scene of the crime."

by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

Crime Scening

When your buddy passes out after getting shit-faced, and you use your own dick to trace a penis on his forehead.

Parker got fucked up and passed out on the kitchen table so Danny is in there crime scening his dumb ass.

by Crime scening November 27, 2017

Crime-Scening

The act of having sex while a woman is on her period.

“Sorry Brianna, I won’t be crime-scening you tonight. I just washed the sheets”

by Pierre Bennet January 4, 2022

crimescene sex

Sex while on your period.

She sometimes likes having crimescene sex to relieve her menustral cramps.

by hanscraft December 31, 2006