Creptile

A seady, beady, creepy, disgrace of a human being

Joey is a Creptile

by NormanHoffstater June 18, 2011

Facebook creeping

The act of snooping into other peoples conversations, pictures, information, etc. when you are using the social networking program Facebook. Especially if the person you are creeping on is not a close friend and just someone you hardly know or don't know at all in person.

How did you know they were dating?
Oh, I was facebook creeping last night.

by FordJN October 3, 2011

Creeping Death

The best fucking Metallica song ever. Its off Ride the Lightning!
The bridge is unlike any other in metal.

Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born Man! Motherfucker Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born man!
-Creeping Death

by ConnortheCanadien March 25, 2011

creppled

The state of being completely and absolutely fucked.

1- Shaking a bums hand is creppled.
2- Scott Barrie

by Ben Graeff May 20, 2008

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

creepiness ratio

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

Creepic

Taking a sneaky pic of the boy for your mom so she can creep on social media and see what he is like

to my daughter "take a creepic of him so I can look him up to see if he is a serial killer or if he will have beautiful babies".

by tryxii32 February 25, 2019