criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

cretin

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

by Reginald Barrington February 12, 2004

Criminal Minds

Scooby doo for adults

Criminal minds is basically Scooby Doo

by Jdm45 April 29, 2021

credit criminal

someone who does not pay there bills.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.

(Sales manager)
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.

by parker19777 January 20, 2009

Crecincio

An amazing guy that Is always positive with others and helps alot.

Pearson:Life is so difficult.

Crecincio:Don't worry life is can be better if you think of it like a game

by MJandAK February 26, 2018

criminalakaashi

A beatiful amazing content creator who’s fans obsess over scarring them for life🥰😍😍 they simp level 100 for Keji and same

Man I’m a simp just like my good ol buddy, criminalakaashi

by Snshheheue August 1, 2021

criming

It is a new dance style created by takeSomeCrime, best known for his Youtube channel. It is the culmination of many other dance styles. Arm rotation, feet movement, and fighting moves are characteristic. It is also close to milky way and tecktonik. It is a gentleman's dance best carried out while dressed up and with a suave attitude.

Friend 1 - Hey I saw you dancing at the club the other night. What dance style were you were doing?

Friend 2 - I was criming. The ladies love it.

by david axel June 21, 2011