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Cream Cheese Baby

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.
So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.
by Captain Duder March 23, 2009
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cream cheese romance

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.
Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!
by Italian stallion July 1, 2006
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Cream Cheese Queen

homos that love to be cumdumped by hung uncut guys with smegma.
A good cream cheese queen knows the taste of a good dick.
by phillyqueen September 2, 2012
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Sally Cream Cheese

A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.
She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?
by Leasy B February 27, 2009
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cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.
by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014
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cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.
"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"
by The muffin man October 30, 2003
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Cream Cheese Souflet

A comeback you use after someone insults you. Usually used against someone that you know really well. Sometimes it could be used as a compliment but it depends how you use it. Cream means I am going to cream you, cheese means a nasty specimen and souflet is just nasty man!
Person 1: I hate you so much!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!
by YOOY January 12, 2008
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