mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh October 17, 2007
A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.
Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.
by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006
by todd page June 06, 2004
When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
by premiumwords October 23, 2012
Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.
... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"
by 1NN0VAT3R October 02, 2014
by The man who raped ur sister February 22, 2017
1. When your having sex with someone and when they go to climax they shit every where. 2. An actual cream pie with the grinches face on it.
“Dude I gave that girl a nasty grinch cream pie”
“Bro sick”
“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”
“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
“Bro sick”
“Yeah I gave her a grinch cream pie she said it was the best she had”
“Nice maybe you’ll go for a second date”
by Big nipple man September 17, 2019