Cryptophile

Someone who has an attraction or affinity for secrets and the unexplained.

John was up all night reading about UFO and Big Foot sightings, he's such a cryptophile.

by ThePrivateer March 8, 2015

Craptors

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

cryptopsy

Best damned death metal band ever

"cryptopsy are fucking good"

by kelwen October 22, 2003

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005

craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

crappophobia

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.

When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.

by mitty39 July 8, 2009

Cryptopocalypse

Describing the end of the traditional banking system, where decentralized, immutable, transparent, open source, peer to peer crypto currencies take over the world.

Fiat Inflation is at all time highs, this must be the beginning of the Cryptopocalypse!

by LoriTheLobster February 8, 2022