crapple juice 

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

crapple juice by loligon November 27, 2011

Crapple Shittamon 

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

Crapple Shittamon by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

crapple sauce 

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown

Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow

crapple sauce by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005

crapple sauce 

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

crapple sauce by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

crapple pie 

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎

I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)

crapple pie by key ran August 14, 2014

crapple-sized penis 

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

crapple-sized penis by wayoter May 2, 2005

crapple pie 

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

crapple pie by ewee October 4, 2012