crapster

1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.

"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."

"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."

by triumvir April 19, 2006

crasturbate

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

crapsterpiece

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

Crankthatfrank

The only youtuber who deliveres family friendly alternative content. He is a rat who lives on the scraps of memes that he shares with jessyee.

Person A: I love crankthatfrank so much
Person B: Why would you like that rat
Person A: Because he KNOWS how to bop his bussy
Person B: Yeah you're right, let's go watch some family friendly alternative content

by EmO-rAt June 5, 2018

Cranktitude

When cranky meets attitude!

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!

by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

crapstrap

A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.

Grannpa' fergot tuhputch his crapstrap on again! Luuhks likeh werr eetchin' roy rogers tonightch!

by Boon Bones October 31, 2011

Crasty

ADJ. Insult on someone or something. Crazy nasty. Disgusting.

She was eaten out by her dog. "That's crasty."

by SydsYeezy October 9, 2012