crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

crunchie

A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.

LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.

by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008

oven crunchies

Umm...in UK they aka Potato Gems, in Oklahoma they call them Tater Tots. Ore Ida are the best.

I ate my oven crunchies with ketchup and a chili dog

by Andy Bigbie December 2, 2007

crunchie

Aspirin or other pain reliever.

I been poppin crunchies all morning for this headache.

by Robert Gillogly July 25, 2006