crackstick

What someone uses when they are completely addicted to chapstick, like it's crack.

Could I get a hit off your crackstick? My lips hurt real bad.

by Amelia January 16, 2005

crackstick

Slang for cigarette. Implies the fact that the person using the term knows that they are hopelessly addicted.

"Do you have a crackstick I could bum?"

by chickenfist November 9, 2006

cracksty hoe

combination of crack hoe and nasty hoe. cracksty hoe.

person 1: shit... check out that girl at the bar.... that is one busted bitch!!

person 2: wtf dude, that's my sister.

person 1: damn, your sister is a CRACKSTY HOE

by kreayshawnisabasicbitch November 10, 2011

Cracksterbate

To recieve a hand job from a crack head (male crack head) in exchange for crack, radios, children, or rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square.

"That nigga done cracksterbated me for the rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square."
"Damn...I need to cracksterbate."
"Is Ronnie that nigga does all dat cracksterbatin?"

by RAR & DCDIV February 4, 2006

Craycist

The act of being discriminatory toward people or situations that are both crazy and racist.

DAS CRAYCIST

by 50percent May 17, 2013

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

crazistat

Any statistic or fact that involves some level of stupidity or idiocity. Can be humorous but ultimately may fall outside the normal range of acceptable facts and statistics.

Hey man I heard this crazistat the other day that it would take 95 billion tablespoons stacked to get to the moon.

by Sta1nl3ss September 11, 2014