College Cow Tipping

When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.

The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.

by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010

Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

Urban Cow Tipping

When you run up next to a fat person and push them over, then run.

Cory and I are going urban cow tipping around the college

by downhomedixie August 31, 2011

urban cow tipping

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.

Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."

by m4r1ju4n4m4n January 3, 2011

African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.

"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."

by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010

canadian cow tipping

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.

later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008

urban cow tipping

When you push over bike riders that think they own the road. Could be bike clubs in the suburbs or messengers in the city.

When that bike club refused to share the road, I gunned the engine, reached out the window and did some urban cow tipping.

by hotwasabiwife September 13, 2009