Refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing ejaculation intead of pulling out his penis like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her tits and ejaculates deep within her
Jenny: "How on earth did you get pregnant"
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "
Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "
Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you
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Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.
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Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!
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Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night?
I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!
I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!
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