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creve

Featherless biped with a weak soul. Believes his knowledge flies far above that of anyone else. Most regard a "Creve," in a sense, as napoleonic.

Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious." Closely related to metroflex.
A: Yo, I saw this duuuudee walk by today. He had an e-book reader, a cool new iphone, a deep masculine voice, and a mind and level of self-absorption unlike any I've ever seen. Hmm...come to think of it, maybe there wasn't much more to him (or her...or it?) than the expensive gadgets.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.
by The "Fool" February 25, 2008
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corvette

A car General Motors quit making in 1967.

The current overly plastic turd marketed by GM as a Z06 Corvette can go over 190 mph. This is the main argument when owners and prospective owners bash other all other cars. Never mind the US speed limit is 70mph and these losers would crap on themselves at over 120. Their cars are driven no faster than a POS Chevy Malibu.

The best thing about not owning a Corvette is that they are a bigger cop magnet than an INDY car. Reason being they are not likely to pull over a Porsche 911 or Ferrari cause they don't know what the hell it is, although some cops mistake Ferrari for corvette cause it has round tail lights and must be a Curvette, Duh! So basically you have a car that a Jealous, idiot cop knows and can brag to his buddies, "I wrote a black covette for 59 in a 45. Really he was on doing 35." This is the main reason Corvettes and Vipers are seen in parade mode, 15 mph under the speed limit.
Corvette was a great car till the bean counters fired the styling department and started using cheaper materials.
by Harley Earl April 12, 2008
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corvette

best car ever made, no imports stand a chance against them and if you think you can take on a corvette with your rice burner than you have no idea what you are getting your self into.
Honda driver: o shit its a corvette i better get the fuck out of here
Corvette driver: yeah you better leave, pussy
by kyle July 11, 2004
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Corvette

Destroyer of japanese cars which are twice its cost.(including skyline and NSX)

This has been proven by roadNtrack and carNdriver
The nsx was beaten by the z06 in every category, the fanboys cried.
by Carlover October 30, 2003
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Corvette

An American muscle car that has withstood the tests of time. Fast,ellegant and cheap, the Corvette is more then a show car. The Z06 model comes in at about $55,000.00, witch is $45,000.00 less then a porsche or similar exoctic. The car can hand;le the car can accelearate. i own a Mazda RX-7..but I would the vette anyday. Wether your a ricer or a gear head one thing holds true...THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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z06 corvette

Affordable US sportscar; great performance though it lacks the refinement of what it's trying to compete with. Features an hand built all-aluminum OHV 7.0L LS7 small block producing 505 HP @ 6300 RPM and 470 lb-ft of TQ @ 4800 RPM with a redline of 7000 RPM. The powerplant is hooked to a close-ratio 6 speed rear transaxle. It weighs in at around 3130 lbs and the chassis is made of hydroformed aluminum and magnesium. The body is made of composites and carbon fiber. It features fully independent suspension consisting of double wishbones on all four corners, dampeners, anti-roll bars, and two transverse single ply leaf springs instead of coil springs. The use of leaf springs in the Corvette is not to be confused with leaf spring suspensions used in trucks and older cars; they are two completely different things. The Corvettes transverse leaf springs serve the same purpose as coil springs in other vehicles, but they are lighter, allow for the vehicles mass to be closer to the ground, and allow for lighter anti-roll bars since they can assume some of that duty. They're main disadvantage is that they are more expensive than coil springs.

The Z06 offers very impressive performance for it's price; it's track times are on par with some of the greatest production performance cars in the world
The new C6 Z06 Corvette may lack the refinement of its European competition but on the track it can give them a run for their money.

Only rich snobs that aren't true auto enthusiasts would insult the new C6 Z06.
by Subie May 8, 2006
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Corvette

An fast automobile (due to torque). Capaible of over-powering ANY import car that should try to take it on in a race (including skylines).
"The only way I can beat a Corvette in my integra is for it to be in park"
by Obsidian November 19, 2002
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