clopening

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

Copenact

A veil of altruism covering an act of egoism

Emily copenacts in way where she attends the demonstration, just in case photographers will be present.

by slange_paa_en_stige July 3, 2023

Cope

"Cope" is usually used among people on the internet, as a replacement to phrases like "deal with it", "cry about it" and others. Saying "cope" to someone basically means that you said your opinion and you won't change it no matter how the other person feels about it

"I dont respect people with long hair"
"Hey! That's not ok"
"Cope"

by McKisaQT January 7, 2022

compensation truck

A truck with either, extra large wheels, raised body, smoke pipes or a combination of all 3 which are driven by guys (possibly women) who have small dicks. One's need to impress ladies is done with the ridiculous truck size that attracts attention away from the lack of size in other places, or place. Thus compensation trucks are used exactly for, compensating.

Dan: I just bought this new truck, it's raised. Im hoping that girls won't notice my small dick as much anymore now that i gots this HUGE truck!

Joe: Dude, that shit works soo well, my truck gets all the ladies. Im buying smoke stacks, here cumm the ladies ;)

("Ladies" walking by)
Lady 1: HA HA HA! Look at those stupid compensation trucks...LOSERSSS
Lady 2: We all know what they're compensating for.

by North American May 25, 2008

Clopen

to work a closing workshift, then opening shift the next day. Common in low paying retail jobs with a new schedule every week.

I can't come over after work. I'm assigned to clopen again tonight.

by capitest November 3, 2014

Copenhater

A Skoal chewer, or; more generally, one who dislikes Copenhagen.

Yung J- "Hey, you want some of this Skoal peach?"

Dirty E-"Man, you're such a Copenhater. Satisfaction since 1822, son!"

by GSGmayhemGSG December 24, 2010

Copenomicon

An artifact kept by the danish government. Copenomicon is a collection of virtues and secret knowledge deriving from ancient danish cultural heritage - a manifestation that founded the ethos of danish cultural institutions.

It is considered the bible of danish copencore culture.

Copenomicon virtues are like drops of water: with our thoughts we can drown in a sea of negativity, or we can float on the ocean of efterskole.

by slange_paa_en_stige July 3, 2023