A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.
by Kr3m1in April 22, 2011
by Swolff January 05, 2009
To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."
by anarcissie May 18, 2008
by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020
by 001011Gull65444K0 January 18, 2008
To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands
by The best at monopoly April 16, 2021
by Scrubdoodle June 11, 2010