Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!

Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).

by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011

kurtis conner

is the best youtuber, is a very good guy with a good heart, funny as heck and makes awesome videos, mayor of kurtistown, a round of applause for him👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

me: hey have you seen kurtis conners new video?
idk: yea omg it's so funny!
me: right! are you a citizen of kurtistown?
idk: yes!

by qgk March 25, 2021

Conker

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

by Paul Newman February 8, 2004

Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.

"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"

by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006

Sean Connery

Scottish actor who's now old, but still gets some. Best known for playing James Bond in a shitload of James Bond movies, Jim Malone in The Untouchables, Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and several other flicks. There's also a good chance he was with your mother at least once.

Sean Connery thinks you're a fucking idiot.

by Liberty Valance October 4, 2008

concert hoe

someone who goes to 50+ concerts year

"have you seen Rachael?"
"nah she's at catfish and the bottleman concert tonight"
"she's such a concert hoe."

by zen February 1, 2016

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021