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Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.
"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."
by Jumbawumba April 2, 2015
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Concert Depression

A state of being the day after you go to an amazing concert.
This day is typically spent in bed wearing the merch you bought at the concert, listening to the songs again.
I called Joshua earlier, he has a bad case of Concert Depression after seeing Twenty One Pilots.
by Brendon Uries February 26, 2017
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Immaculate Concepshit

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 4, 2013
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Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.
"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"
by getschnapped August 5, 2020
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concernicus

To be concerned, but in a more adjective like way.
The creepy man from the office, makes me all concernicus...therefore, I try to leave the break room whenever he warps in.
by the reflex October 28, 2005
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Conbeer

A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.
"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"
by phil1974 December 14, 2006
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