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capless convictions

Nothing but bold truth statements
Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it
by von groovy August 3, 2024
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convict-19

someone who knows coroana is a collective name for influenza,s common flew

caused by pathogens of plant and/or animal germs, and a refreshing kind of Mexican beer.
and is wrongfully convicted through the fear of self proclaimed hierarchical germo-fobes to go bankrupt , attract a real dis-ease , has to hide his/her face , is imprisoned in his/her own home , not allowed to visit a dying relative , watch dis information all day long , refuses to where masks and keep distance , stands up against corruption on government level , does not recognize him/herself as infectious or the cause of people dying in shock and awe , goes against the fear tactic narrative , but is of sound mind and health and hold no fear and understands memes/humor.
hey brother convict-19! doing time at home?
still got enough cold corona.s in the fridge?
that stuff is on sale everywhere!
where watching this rigged game at home looks like where headed in to overtime.
all convict-19 ,s are being played by the ref.
by R-Evolution-SoulJah November 12, 2020
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feline of high convictions

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.
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Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."
Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?
by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021
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convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.
"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".
by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023
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.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people
javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)
by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023
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