tonka construction

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005

Lost in the construction site

The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.

"Bro what happened to you?!?"

"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"

"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"

by InstantBonersex February 20, 2015

Construction Worker's Cleavage

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.

Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

by jormeidt July 23, 2009

Constructicon

Transformer from Hasbro's mid-eighties toy line and coresponding television series.
The six members of the constructions are:
Hook, Scrapper, Long Haul, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, and Scavenger.
The constructicons are brilliant architects and can construct physical wonders at exponential speeds. Sadly, they use their talents primarily for evil. When provoked, the Constructicons can merge to form Devastator, the strongest and most dangerous Decepticon of it's time, next to perhaps only Megatron.

"Constructicons, merge for the kill!"

by NeroMan June 2, 2003

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

Constructive Complement

When someone gives you a complement that also helps you.

"Alright, people. I'm only looking for constructive complements on my performance as a boss."

by Toaborox13 July 5, 2016

Constructive Trolling

When you give feedback to someone is a passive-aggressive way, often using sarcasm to put the point across. Very often in a way you wouldn't talk to someone in the street unless they are of diminutive stature. The end game though is to encourage a change of behaviours or procedures rather than just an act of cuntism.

It's about time someone said something, he may have sounded harsh but at least constructive trolling gets the point across.

by Dj4beat July 27, 2018