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Ferdinand's Constant

A fake math term that you can use to piss off your teacher.
*teacher writes some boring ass equation*
Teacher: So what's the answer?
Student: Ferdinand's Constant.
Teacher: Fuck you.
by herro98 May 22, 2018
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La Constante

A dick so large it cant be observed by the human eye,It is theorized that the big bang was caused by the first La constante releasing a huge cum shot into the void
La constante is not satisfied with your actions
by MetaST August 9, 2019
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The dragonkyng Constant

The internet law that states a person who raises an argument, only to block anyone who disagrees with them, so long as the disagreement is presented in good faith, has admitted defeat by refusal to defend their original point.
“Did you hear that tumblr user Loubuggins accused dragonkyng of stealing ideas, only to block him when he defended himself.”
“Well sounds like she was in the wrong as she couldn’t prove her point and folded when any disagreement arose.”
“That seems to happen constantly. Perhaps we need a phrase to describe it?”
“How about the dragonkyng constant?”
by Dragonkyng May 11, 2020
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Potato Constant

As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019
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Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook
I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!
by mitchalicious June 15, 2011
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Constant Fuckin

The stage of talking where a crazy female will trap her intended target in a cycle of constant sex to induce a feeling that horny males may confuse with feelings.
Bro, you don’t even like her, she’s just got you trapped in constant fuckin.
by Sex9ine September 19, 2020
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Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.
- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!
by AHorbal February 8, 2020
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