Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

Premarital eye contact

A sin worse than the holocaust
I rather die than have premarital eye contact
If you ain’t been married, you shouldn’t be able to look at each other

When she wanna do some premarital eye contact

H A R L O T

by ScottPilgrim.06 March 11, 2020

Minecraft Universal constant

It is a number not comprehendible by anything or anyone in this or any other universe

i.e 10^10^10^1.3134

The Minecraft Universal constant is the largest number known to man

by FloatingFish2003 December 11, 2020

Constantinides

An artistically talented individual who whips out his/her thesis paper and quotes from it whenever possible.

I asked him about the weather and he totally Constantinides me for hours about how weather affects the tonality of an acoustic guitar.

by Mr_Nyx June 23, 2011

Constant guard fonts

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.

I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts

by Yagoah May 12, 2011

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020