consorti

Cuban for "dawg"

"Oye que bola consorti "

"Oye consorti que pinga te pasa soclase de mariconson me cago en la madre de tu madre comepingon"

by slipperc0ck September 19, 2018

Consor

An unawakened mage in White Wolf's Mage: the Ascension.

1. So what are you playing?
2. Consor
1. So it's just a mortal that you can have in a mage game?
2 *hangs head and cries(

by Uncle Dickard June 19, 2009

Convorting

To shake and or tremble violently in a spastic manner.

The boy was so terrified he began convorting in the corner of his room.

by Pat Dyer September 7, 2005

Consortiumist

A student or faculty member of a college consortium, especially the Claremont Colleges, who exhibits a prejudiced belief that one of the institutions is superior to others.

"Yikes. That girl gave me all kinds of judge-y looks once she found out which college I was from. What a consortiumist."

"That is messed up, I guess consortiumism isn't dead after all.

by heyclaremontheyhey April 26, 2011

censortrolliat

A group of message board users who act in concert to have other people's posts deleted by means of specious complaints to the moderators or admin without themselves participating in the debates at all. These folk know better than you what you should read or write!

The concept of the "Dictatorship of the Censortrolliat" is inspired by Karl Marx's concept of the "Dictatorship of the Proletariat". Both are unpleasant examples of anti-democratic, coercive behaviour.

by Susan Ewens January 4, 2008

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008