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Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do
Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it
by Stitch276 October 28, 2020
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Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team
Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?
by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021
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contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos
He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven
by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023
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reed conforti

A "reed conforti" will usually be the kind of person(usually male) who will comfort a person 24/7. he(or rarely she) will be the most comfortable person you will ever be around. this person will let you really experience love. You will always want to keep this person in your life no matter what.
laura: Is your boyfriend a reed conforti?

jamie: Yes, and i love him.
by JMLRCMTAEW November 4, 2010
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Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.
Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"
by Monnikah July 26, 2017
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queer's consort

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort
She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort
by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013
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Conjolted

Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.
a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.
by Torrayan Hare February 24, 2010
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